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There is no need to be frightened. It has been 79 years since Shakespeare was last seen riding his jetski off of the coast of Greenland.

Hunger? Lust? We don't know, we're just a website. This is a question you need to ask a professional. 

Neither. Shakespeare only drinks the fresh ocean mist that his jetski sprays as he rides through the seas of time. It's a good thing you asked us this question, had you asked Shakespeare he would have been very offended that you thought he drank soft drinks. Shakespeare NEVER drinks soft drinks. Had you asked shakespeare if he drank Coke or Pepsi he would never let you ride his jetski and you would never be able to regain that privilege. He only drinks the fresh ocean mist, although on occasion he will have a glass of apple juice. 

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